So I probably should set some time aside to fill you in on what has been going on in my life. I left my husband over a month ago, after uncovering yet another lie.
I didn’t know protocol for second date-behavior, especially since we'd already kissed. How should I greet him? How will he greet me? (I opted for the hug and was relieved when he one-upped me.)
The last time I was on a date my biggest concern was whether or not to use my fake ID to order a bottle of wine. Single again and nearly 30, I realized that my knowledge of dating is no more extensive than when I was 20.
Waking up next to this stolen sign, my thoughts were similar to someone who just realized they had a drunken one night stand. Who are you and what have I done?
Since I will be on the market soon, do you think it is too forward to say ‘I am an MBA looking for a long term commitment in a short period of time, so we can get married and have lots of sex and babies?’”
I am going to be single. I am going to go on dates. Eventually I am going to make out with single people and I am convinced, if panties had best-if-used-by labels like canned foods, I would have thrown all of mine away.
As it turns out, one of the hardest parts of ending a relationship is the dissemination of information. Who do you tell? When? And how? Does Halllmark have an I-am-getting-unmarried announcement section?
Nice style. I would like to write that way.